1. You Won't Believe What Happened During the Bathroom Remodel Project


    Date: 11/18/2017, Categories: Mature, Author: MildBill62, Rating: 11, Source: LushStories

    "Sorry to hear that. I lost my husband, too. That's why I'm having my house remodeled. I'm going to sell it and move on." We exchanged a few more pleasantries before I proceeded to the upstairs bathroom. Helen went into the kitchen. The bathroom was still steamy. The delicate fragrance of Helen's soap and shampoo lingered in the air. I pulled back the shower curtain in preparation for removing the tile that surrounded the tub enclosure. Her soap, shampoo and bath sponge were still in the tray. Apparently, Helen felt no need to remove anything from the bathroom prior to my starting work. Then my gaze went to the corner of the tub where I spotted a medium size dildo. It was about six inches in length, pliable, black with a nice pair of balls and a suction cup on the end. I put the soap, shampoo, etc on the bathroom counter, but was unsure about what to do with the dildo. I picked it up and examined it a little more closely. It was about as long as my equipment, but thicker. The silicone rubber made it stiff, but still pliable enough to closely resemble a natural erection. 'So, this is how divorced women keep themselves satisfied,' I thought. As I turned around to put the fake boner on the counter with the other bath items I came face to face with Helen standing in the doorway sipping on a cup of coffee. "I can't believe you're such a pervert," she said as she placed the cup of coffee on the counter and reached for the dildo. I pulled the dildo away from Helen's grasp. ...
    "Pervert?" I responded. "Hey, I just found this on the edge of the tub. I didn't bring it here. This isn't mine. Who's the pervert?" Helen looked at me directly. "Okay, maybe I'm a pervert, but I'm an open pervert. You're a closet pervert, which is worse." "I'm no closet pervert. I may be a dirty old man. There's a difference." "Oh yeah," Helen said assertively. "You're a dirty old man? You like those young little sluts? You like 'em young and trashy? That's what you older guys want, isn't it? Some young pussy." "Look," I said finally. "I may be old, but I'm not dead." Helen reached for the dildo again, but I pulled it away. Then Helen lunged for it again. "Give that to me. Dan would be so pissed, if he found out that you came on to me like this," Helen said coyly. "I'm not coming on to you, lady." "Oh, no? Then why were you spying on me yesterday? And why were you looking at my little toy? Do you think I'm sexy?" I paused and looked at Helen's cleavage which she clearly had on display for my benefit. My eyes drifted downward as I admired her long sexy legs. Strangely my cock stirred in my pants as I thought about her in the tub, legs spread wide, pleasuring herself with the dildo earlier in the morning. Helen put her hands on her hips. "Okay, looks like the only way to solve this is for you to show me your goods. You might as well whip it out, which is only fair." By now my cock was semi-erect and straining against my zipper. I thought for a split second that maybe that wasn't a good ...
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