1. Willy's One Inch Anal Surprise


    Date: 10/31/2015, Categories: Anal, Author: trinket, Rating: 24, Source: LushStories

    Maria was forty years old, fat, had hair that looked like a bird's nest, a tooth missing here and there and a laugh like a donkey. She was one of only three ugly hookers within a 500 mile radius so beggars can't be choosers. Maria had been working at the "Bubbles Bathouse" club in the valley for about ten years now. She had sucked, fucked, ridden and licked so many cocks she wouldn't even bother trying to approximate a number. Even though she wasn't in the least attracted to women, she had licked and fingered a few pussies in her time - for a fee of course. "What is that and where is your cock?" asked Maria. "What?" said Willy. "That," she said pointing to Willy's cock. "Is it a pimple?" "What? That's my cock! Don't you like it?" "Like it? I can't fucking SEE it, how can I like it? Don't tell me you have been hanging around with Peter the peter eater?" "That's a bit harsh… what's your name again?" "Oh my God. It is MARIA!" "Well you can hardly expect me to remember your name after knowing you for only two minutes!" "Stick your tongue out," ordered Maria Willy did as she asked. "Fuck me, your tongue is longer than your willy." Willy looked at Maria suspiciously. "You got some kinks, have you?" he asked Maria. "Of COURSE I've got kinks, and after seeing that large clit between your legs that is supposed to be a cock, my kinks are going to come in handy... for both of us." Willy blushed and hung his head. Women were such cruel bitches. Maria saw she had hurt Willy's feelings. ...
    ' Why can't I keep my mouth shut?' she thought to herself. She walked over to the bed, sat down next to Willy, put her arm around his shoulders and said, "I'm sorry Willy." He looked up at her wondering if she really did have a heart. Then Maria said, "But how am I supposed to know if you're hard or not?" Maria then started laughing hysterically, rolled off the bed, hit the floor, laughed a lot more then composed herself. Ooh Willy wasn't looking too happy. " Perhaps I should ease off the old guy a lil' bit," she thought to herself. "Listen here, Li'l Miss Bitch. I just paid your pimp fifty bucks for a fucking hour with you. Obviously I was ripped off. Now, will you stop with the mind-fucking and get on with the fucking? That's if your pussy is not too loose from the thousands of huge cocks that have been in there okay? But first, you can suck my dick. See if you can do that then I'll tell you about a whore I met recently with saggy tits, a pussy so loose you could walk into it, and her even bigger mouth." Maria knew she had pushed him too far. If she didn't want a thick ear from the boss she had better hop to it. Kneeling between his legs, she looked over at the peanut again. It was gone! Fucking gone! Surely it wasn't possible it had gotten smaller. What was she supposed to do now? If she asked him where it was he would get all huffy again. She reached out and cupped his balls in the palm of her hand. There was still no sight of his clitoris that was supposed to be a cock. ...
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