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Pizza Woman by loyalsock
Date: 10/21/2017, Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Author: loyalsock, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
I was in a rut. Another Friday night alone. Just like last Friday and the one before that. Sitting here watching some stupid info-mercial aimed at inbred trailer trash. My God- I was watching and thinking of buying the assinine product!!! I needed to do something...quick. Hell, I’ll just get a pizza and take it from there. Yeah, a pizza with everything. With shaking hands and trembling fingers, I picked up the telephone and triumphantly placed my order: "Three pizzas - the works, and a six pack of diet coke." I impatiently waited for my gourmet feast to arrive. Needless to say, by the time the doorbell rang, I was hungry and horny. I had popped in the video and Ron Jeremy was already boffing Ginger’Lynn in a giant bowl of french salad. Both were smothered in mayonnaise and pickle relish (of all things!). The doorbell rang. I lethargically lifted my body from my Laz-Y-Boy chair and slowly, cooly, walked to the door. (Mustn’t let on any show of anticipation to those pimple faced, lecherous pizza boys.) I methodically opened the door. My jaw dropped. My stomach wriggled. My words u*********sly slurred. "Pizza" she said. She! Yes! She! This was no pizza boy! No! This was a woman! And what a woman. 240 pounds of woman!! "Pizza" she said, a bit impatiently, again. "PPPllease cccome in." I, through my extreme nervousness (it took all my conscious effort), calmly directed her into the living room and motioned toward the Laz-Y-Boy chair. She, without a bit of hesitation, without a ...