1. King Arthur in the Adventures of Cameltoe (Part 1)


    Date: 10/15/2017, Categories: Humor, Author: MaxwellSpanx2015, Rating: 2, Source: LushStories

    pussy whipped. “I won’t admit to something I didn’t do.” I picked up my sword belt and buckled it to my waist. “All I have left to say is this, Arthur is more than my King, he is my brother. Why would I sleep with his wife? Now, forgive me. I have work to do.” “You bastard.” I bowed to a tearful Guinevere. “Good day to you, Ma’am.” Inside the royal stables I placed my foot into my horse’s stirrup. As I lifted my leg, the saddle bag came loose and dropped onto the cobbles. “Fucking hell.” It wasn’t like me to make such an amateurish error. I lifted myself back down and picked up my saddle bag. Guinevere had me worried, in fact she was all I could think about. This crazy woman could be the death of me. Last night I had been drinking, yes. I did have a fair few pints in fact. But I felt in control at all times and my mind was definitely clear. As I reattached the saddle bag, the sun painted a shadow of a man on the whitewashed wall. I glanced over my shoulder to spot Arthur. “Oh... Hello, Arthur.” “I have been watching you, you seem rather flustered.” “Nothing, just feel a little rough after last night. Think I’m too old to live the life of a young man.” “It’s more than that.” I hate being questioned. Pressure makes me crumble, and I’m the worst liar in the world “Your wife is going crazy. You should take her to see a priest or some kind of medicine man.” “Tell me about it. Guin is a proper ball wrecker isn’t she? But it’s not like you to have a go at her. What’s up?” I ...
    really have to learn to start lying. In fact there is no time like the present. “She... burst into my room and accused me of... sleeping with...’’ A blank canvas formed in my mind. My cringe was there for the world to see. “Merlin.” “I know you’re gay... but Merlin? “I know I would stick a dead horse, before sleeping with Merlin. “Anyway, don’t worry about Guin. She has been acting really funny with me too. Been bursting into tears every few minutes. Poor girl is a cart wreck...” I sighed with relief. Good job Arthur is as gullible as an innocent child. “What do you think is wrong with Guin?” “I have told her that all is forgiven. I have also told her not to be embarrassed about farting his cum out this morning... I mean, you must now about that... being a bummer.” “Yeah... Bubbly trumps aren’t the best.” I climbed onto my horse. “But can’t be helped.” “Where are you off to?” “I was told Merlin was in the woods collecting herbs for this magic, so thought I would have chat. You coming?” “No, you go. If he tells you smoke something... I’d advise you decline, not while he has you alone in the woods.” The sun shone as I rode along the wooded path. My horse’s hoofs clipped along the stony ground. All the time I kept a vigilant eye out for bandits. Suddenly a flock of starlings flew out of the canopy of trees. I placed my hand on the hilt of my sword, ready to draw my blade at a moment’s notice. A naked woman dashed out. Her healthy tits swayed in the summer rays as she ran. The woman ...
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