1. Chapter 5 - Eat At Joe's


    Date: 10/13/2017, Categories: Masturbation, Shemales, Author: ejax, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    Hey, that guy over there just bought you a drink. Yeah, and his wife just bought us dinner. WHAAA...? Yeah, she just paid me a hundred bucks to cum on her in the ladies room. JEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST, GRETCHEN, IS THERE NOWHERE YOU WON'T BLOW YOUR FUCKING WAD?!?! Hee hee hee hee!! ... Hey, you'll never guess who I saw over at the blackjack tables.... Who? JOEY!! You remember Joey...? How could I forget?! Well, c'mon, I'll introduce ya! AAAAAARGH!! ... GRETCHEN!! I CAN'T GO OVER THERE!! Well, why not? BECAUSE YOU CAME ON THE FUCKING GUY'S HEAD AT A WATER PARK!!! So what? It happens all the time! !!!GRETCHEN!!! LOOK... If YOU'RE not going over THERE, then I'm just gonna have to bring Joey over HERE. And he's in the middle of a GAME.. That would be RUDE! You've got a really FUCKED UP idea of what constitutes &#034manners&#034! <Gretchen crossed her arms and started tapping her toe> Oh, for the love of GOD!! .. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'M GOING! ... . . . . . . . . . At the table sat a man that Millie guessed was in his early forties, with dark hair, brown eyes and a five o-clock shadow. Italian, she thought... Or Greek... Not stocky, but large; not plump, but well-fed. No great catch, to be sure; but not someone she would kick out of bed on a gloomy afternoon. <Dealer> Player has nine showing. <Joey> STAY! <Gretchen> HIYA, JOEY!! <Joey> Oh, HEY! ... Gretchen... Hi! ... What's new? <Gretchen> Joey, this is my NEW partner MILLIE!! She's the one who jerked me off on your HEAD the other day! ...
    <Millie> [SMACK] !!!!!!!GRETCHEN!!!!!!!! <J> Oh... Ah, Hah hah... Hi Millie.... Nice to meet you... You look very lovely this evening! <D> Dealer hits.. Seven... Dealer Busts. <G> Seeeeeee! I told you Joey was a sweetheart! <M> Thank you, Joey. It's very nice to meet you too! <pinching Gretchen's side> And we're VERY SORRY about the other day... <J> Oh, that's perfectly OK, I'm ALMOST USED TO IT. <D> New game! ... Dealer shows a Jack. <G> Joey wants to start his own business, don'cha Joey! &#034Joey's Custom Detailing And Auto Body&#034. <D> Player shows four. <J> That's if I don't LOSE it all on THIS HAND... HIT! <G> I told him he'd make more money opening a whorehouse and calling it &#034Eat At Joe's&#034 <M> [SMACK!] <G> OUCH! Will you PLEASE STOP DOING THAT! <D> Player takes a six. <J> Gretchen is probably right (in her own twisted way). I probably would make more money doing just about anything else. It's just that cars are my passion. <M> Well, they say you should always follow your passions! <then remembering whose company she was in> Oh GAWD, what did I just say? <Joey turns over an ace of hearts> <D> Twenty One! Player wins! <J> 'Bout time something went right this evening! <G> SO! .. JOEY.. Waddya say we all go out for some Ice Cream? I'm Buying! <M> Grrrrretchennnn...... <G> C'MON, it'll be FUN! <J> Are you sure your partner doesn't have other plans? <G> I dunno, lemme check! ... Millie? Can we take Wittle Joey out for some Creemie-Weemie? I PWOMISS I'll buy you a ...
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