1. Dateline...


    Date: 10/7/2017, Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Taboo, Author: badboy4320, Rating: 80, Source: xHamster

    for the impending four man tackle coming up. Boom, right on cue my face is in the turf and two knees are in my back. While they cuffed me i started struggling but as they rushed to get me under control and started grinding my ass against the biggest one. Oh is that your maglite or are you happy to see me. Boom bang pow. Yeah they fucked me up pretty good but it would all be worth it. I got one rookie cop to let me blow him in the holding cell and the dumb motherfucker didn't even know the cells are under camera surveillance 24/7. The judge said it was the clearest case of entrapment in her 30 years on the bench. I came in not guilty in f******n minutes. It took longer for the jury to leave and return then they deliberated. The judge yelled at the county sheriffs, she said something crazy about the flutterbug city cops, she yelled at Chris Hanson and he wasn't even there. Then she yelled at me. Basically she said even though i was not guilty of a sex crime, i was still a fucked up individual, and she still charged me for misdemeanor d**gs and put me right back into county jail. Like i said...perfect. There i am for a couple months, still living high inside. I got four ...
    sissies taking care of me. I can get one to rim me to completion for a bag of coffee. I got a guy in the jail kitchen cooking real food for me separately from the rest of the slop. All i needed to due is wait for the lawyers because we'd sued the tv network and pretty much everyone associated with the show. While hanging out in my room ticking off time when my bottom bitch comes running up to my room screaming that Chris Hanson is coming to jail. Bitch wouldn't shut up. I was getting annoyed because i knew it would happen. After his little debacle with me, the show cancelled, he lost his job, and at some point while he was consolidating his resources after his fall from grace, it somehow came to the surface that he had a ton of sketchy investments stashed away for a rainy day. That was something he'd already been into, but nobody ever thought to shine a light on it. When the fbi raided his house looking for gold ingots and smuggled diamonds, who or what they found in his basement... So he's pretty much done forever. He's on his way to MY jail on his way to more of the same in prison. And i get out about 2 weeks after he gets here. I think I'll take care of him in part 2.
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