1. I was A Middle Aged Man Whore Part 1


    Date: 10/27/2015, Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Taboo, Author: sexstoriesanderotica, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    on her inner thigh and then looked at me said "Here is the deal Matt, I charge my clients one thousand dollars for three hours of your time. If they want to leave or call it a night after your done fucking them , that’s their business. I still get the thousand dollars." My mind started to spin and I thought to myself "This is the part where she insults me and figuratively speaking "fucks me" when she tells me how much money I get out of this deal." She slowly brought the foot of her left leg up onto the couch and pulled it in close to her crotch and said "How about we start out with a fifty fifty split of the total , does that work for you?" I paused for a minute and tried to play my amateur salesman and negotiator shit on her , I figured if I didn't jump right on her offer , she may sweat a little bit and be willing to throw me a little more of the action." My stall tactics didn't work because she wasn't speaking so I said "Okay Trish , fair enough." But then reality started to set in and I hit her with the next big Question. I said "Look Trish , this all seems great , but I have a problem." "And whats that?" She asked. I said "My wife is pregnant and having a tough time of it , but she isn't stupid , how am I going to explain where all this money is coming from and how am I going to explain the weird hours , and all of the other bullshit?" She said "My b*****r has a warehouse he runs on the edge of town , I'll have him put you on the payroll as a part time , on call truck ...
    driver for one of his box trucks , you don't need a commercial license to drive one of those, you can tell her that it will be all different hours and on call whenever they need you, hell I'll even have him print out a paper check every damn week and have your taxes sent in, it's perfect!" She said "We'll only put you on the books for a decent working mans wage , and the rest of your share you can stash or do whatever you want with, just don't go out and buy any expensive shit and blow your cover , part time truck drivers don't drive new luxury cars Matt so don't be a dumb ass and ruin it for us both." My mind was in overdrive. In the space of twenty four hours I had gone from being on the verge of getting evicted and having myself and my pregnant wife out on the street , to being in a position where I am going to make a shit load of money for fucking a bunch of rich , stuck up socialite women in their ass, I mean talk about poetic justice! I was still pinching myself to make sure I wasn't having some crazy dream, I truly thought that any minute I was going to wake up in my bed flat broke with Trish barking at me on the phone telling me to pack my shit and get out , it was truly a bizarre feeling. I snapped myself back into sanity and I said "OK , I guess that’s it , when does all of this start?" She said "Not so fast little man, we have a lot to get done before I book your first client." I asked "What? What are you talking about, now what do I have to do?" She said "Matt , ...
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