1. Kinky Vanilla: Chapter 2


    Date: 10/2/2017, Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Taboo, Author: qudduse, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    contraceptives pal, 'cause you know if you knock her up neither one of you has the heart for an abortion, and not only will your life be over as you know it, the k**'s gonna come out an autistic Cyclops or something. You really willing to risk all that, to put that pressure on yourself because you're too much of a slob to get an actual girlfriend? Because it's not enough for you to jack it to lolicons or even your own s****r? You actually gotta do her for real? Is it all worth it? Fuck. Yes. Okay you're never gonna go limp if you don't stop thinking about her. Come on. A couple minutes later I was scouring the pharmacy racks. There were so many condom brands and boxes of different sizes. Some names I recognized, some I had never heard of. I eventually narrowed my options to a 36 pack of ribbed Trojans, or a no-name pack of 100 for half the price. The Trojans were obviously way more expensive, but the box intrigued me, and I kind of wanted to hear Cammi scream and moan. But would your parents? If you're going to fuck her, it's gonna be late at night, and you guys will need to stay quiet. It's a miracle you weren't caught last time. That's true. So the value pack I guess. But what if quality is relative to price? Well, duh. That's always how it is. Things don't get better the cheaper they are. No but what if they're reeeeeally relative with condoms. Like what if the cheap ones slip off all the time? You don't have the biggest dick ever. What if they give you a rash? Or break a ...
    lot? Don't forget: autistic Cyclops. Okay then, Trojan it is. Now for the Plan B. Alright more condoms, allergy medicine, Vagisil......Plan B there it is. Hm. Pretty small and light. How many are in- wow one pill literally. It's...yeah it's actually one pill. That's weird I've never seeFIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS? FIFTY. FIFTY DOLLARS. FOR ONE FUCKING PILL? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! HOW THE FU-FIFTY DOLLARS! FIFTY! Earlier with Cammi I was sweating bullets thinking about how I was gonna deal with the embarrassment of buying from the pharmacy. While buying though, I barely even noticed the cashier's judgmental eyes. I was too busy thinking about how the Plan B pill cost FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS. FOR THE ONE PILL. IS THERE COCAINE IN THE PILL OR SOMETHING? IS IT MADE OF DIAMOND? IT FUCKING BETTER BE. IT'S FUCKING FIFTY DOLLARS FOR ONE PILL. THIS FUCKING THING IS WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD! FIFTY! FIFTY DOLLARS! FOR ONE- &#034Can you stop?&#034 &#034What?&#034 I asked. I was paying for the groceries with Cammi. I couldn't even remember getting here. &#034You keep muttering 'fifty dollars' and 'one pill',&#034Cammi said flatly. &#034Oh. Sorry.&#034 &#034I told you it was expensive.&#034 The cupcakes turned out more like muffins, but they were still delicious. I love blueberries. Dad was pleasantly surprised when he got home and Cody was losing his mind because Mom told him he couldn't have any more until after dinner. That's one way to get Cody to eat his broccoli I guess. Tell him he can't ...
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