1. ProfNigma Stories #5: If Wishes Were Hornets #13


    Date: 9/27/2017, Categories: Anal, Celebrities, Author: FrankSinner, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    iCarly/Victorious: If Wishes Were Hornets #13 – Robbie"I wish Cat was into guys." Robbie felt nothing but grogginess as he woke up. After turning over a few inches, however, he certainly felt the floor as he toppled out of bed. Apparently, he was sl*eping on the very edge already. "Good job, dummy." "Dammit, Rex! I thought you hated that word." "Only when it applies to me. Your dumb ass, on the other hand, it’s right on." Even without a body, Robbie was still haunted by the all too familiar voice of his puppet, and this morning felt like the worst yet. Maybe it was because he had a little too much to drink last night, or maybe it was the feeling of failure with Cat; feeling so desperate that he actually made a wish on some insane thing for her to be straight. "You know she'd never go for a guy like you anyway, right?" "Rex… just leave me alone," Robbie said, heading towards a shower, hoping the water would clear his head. The distraction of the loud water and the heat from the steamy shower was enough to silence Rex for a while, but he knew he needed to do something to fully distract himself if he really wanted this to end. The sound of his cell phone getting a text served as his reprieve, rushing and drying off in a hurry so he could see what the situation was. It was a text from Andre asking him out to lunch at this new taco place. Robbie never really cared for tacos, but he figured it was worth getting out of the house for. He dressed quickly ignoring minor comments from ...
    Rex and was on his way out of the house. Robbie rarely heard Rex outside of the house which was probably why he wanted to spend as little time there as possible, but it wasn't like he had anywhere else to go. Running out of the house early pretty much assured that he'd be the first one to the restaurant and he was right. The place wouldn't even be open for another 20 minutes, but that didn't bother Robbie at all. It was just a matter of turning up the music in the car and waiting patiently. The place opened pretty promptly at 11 and Robbie grabbed a table near the window. It didn't take long for Andre to show up since this was his suggestion, and Beck wasn't too far behind him. Robbie thought this might be just a boys' day but then Tori and Trina showed up along with Nate. He felt a little ashamed of himself when he got a bit giddy when Andre mentioned that Cat was on her way as well. Soon enough, she joined the party and they began their lunch. Something did seem a little odd about Cat, to say the least. She was dressed differently for one thing. No pink or frilly stuff, and her clothes were very tight and her skirt way too short. The guys, including Nate, the pillar of chivalry, couldn't help checking her out. Andre was practically salivating. Cat's tone was different as well. The simplistic innocence that she displayed was buried behind a breathy voice and a subtle sexuality that all the guys were on edge over. Robbie couldn't take his eyes off her as they all awkwardly ...
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