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ProfNigma Stories #5: If Wishes Were Hornets #13
Date: 9/27/2017, Categories: Anal, Celebrities, Author: FrankSinner, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
iCarly/Victorious: If Wishes Were Hornets #13 – Robbie"I wish Cat was into guys." Robbie felt nothing but grogginess as he woke up. After turning over a few inches, however, he certainly felt the floor as he toppled out of bed. Apparently, he was sl*eping on the very edge already. "Good job, dummy." "Dammit, Rex! I thought you hated that word." "Only when it applies to me. Your dumb ass, on the other hand, it’s right on." Even without a body, Robbie was still haunted by the all too familiar voice of his puppet, and this morning felt like the worst yet. Maybe it was because he had a little too much to drink last night, or maybe it was the feeling of failure with Cat; feeling so desperate that he actually made a wish on some insane thing for her to be straight. "You know she'd never go for a guy like you anyway, right?" "Rex… just leave me alone," Robbie said, heading towards a shower, hoping the water would clear his head. The distraction of the loud water and the heat from the steamy shower was enough to silence Rex for a while, but he knew he needed to do something to fully distract himself if he really wanted this to end. The sound of his cell phone getting a text served as his reprieve, rushing and drying off in a hurry so he could see what the situation was. It was a text from Andre asking him out to lunch at this new taco place. Robbie never really cared for tacos, but he figured it was worth getting out of the house for. He dressed quickly ignoring minor comments from ...