1. CAW 22 Entry: Gaussian Distribution.


    Date: 9/3/2017, Categories: Fiction, Male / Females, Oral Sex, Author: stex, Rating: 73.3, Source: sexstories.com

    three of their cunts, that’s a sentence I never imagined I use. It sounded like an apt description of my intellect compared to Gauss’, ‘fit only to lick his come out of his whore.’ However, it was very tasty, slightly weird taste actually, must be the German diet. All three girls came once, at least, then they had me strip for them. Then I had to lick them all until they were all totally satisfied, when I say ‘had’ to, I wasn’t complaining or anything. Unusually even Louisa came once more. I was getting pretty desperate by this time, so they decided they could all gang up on me like they had Gauss. When I’d finished in a suitably messy fashion, Maria said “I like your Gaussian distributions, I was trying to make a pun of ‘Phallus’ and “Westphalia’ and failing. Its so difficult to pun nouns of different declensions.” I kissed her, I was getting her a classical education and she was trying to use it to make dirty jokes in Latin. (‘Phallus’ being the latin for ‘dick’ of course.) “That would have been too corny.” Maria stared to nod in agreement, then just stuck her tongue out at me, I think she got the joke, I’d been trying to work that one in the conversation and failing too. Ceres, as in Gauss’ asteroid was of course the goddess of corn. ‘Pauca sed matura’ it seems means ‘Few, but ripe.’ Gauss’ personal motto. (‘Pannuceus’ would be ‘shabby’.)
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