1. just story telling hope yall like it


    Date: 8/29/2017, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: masterkain, Rating: , Source: xHamster

    Aztecs got?&#034 Kirani: *Blinks in surprise* &#034You can see me?&#034 Nicholas: &#034My ring turns into a Visor. I can see everyone's true form.&#034 Valor: *Laughs at Kirani's shocked expression* &#034It's cool k**. He's a descendant of Thanatos.&#034 Kirani: &#034WOW!&#034 Nicholas: &#034Hmm? This Visors got other features. X-Ray, Long rang sight, and Lazer Vision.&#034 Valor: &#034Don't you ever use that X-Ray around us females k**!&#034 Kirani: *Giggles* Nicholas: &#034Um....Well, this is the only type, and yes, mama.&#034 *Visor changes back into a ring* Valor: *Rolls her eyes* Nicholas: &#034Well....Note to self - Only use Visor for emergencies.&#034 Kirani: &#034Good idea.&#034 *Bell rings* Valor: &#034Class. See you round, k**dos.&#034 Nicholas: &#034Oh crad! We need to get back to class! Lets go, Kirani!&#034 *Starts walking* Kirani: &#034Ok. Laters, old lady.&#034 Valor: *Mutters - &#034Old lady my ass.&#034 - Then warps away* Kirani: *Follows Nicholas* [Two hours of school is past] Nicholas: *Face is on the table and looks like he is drained of power* &#034Oh my dear lord. That was a lot of work.&#034 Kirani: *Laughs* &#034You think that was bad. Wait until finals week. You'll feel like you went to the car crushers.&#034 Nicholas: &#034I see. I wonder what's next?&#034 [P.E. ] Nicholas: &#034I never thought I'd wear p.e. clothes like these.&#034 Kirani: *Evil grin* &#034Welcome to hell. The gym teacher here loves dodgeball.&#034 Nicholas: &#034Dodgeball you ...
    say?!&#034 *Everyone gets ready* Kirani: *Changed into skimpy red hip shorts and a skin tight tank* Nicholas: *Changes to blue pants and white shirt* &#034Well...It's been a while since I wore p.e. clothes.&#034 Kirani: *Checks him out and gives an approving smile* &#034Looks good.&#034 Nicholas: &#034Thank you. You too. Ok. So, who's the P.E. Teacher?&#034 Kirani: &#034Mr. Warhead, and he's a monster...Oh and.....Duck!!&#034 *A red ball rockets toward Nicholas' head* Nicholas: *Looks and gets hit* &#034Ow!!! Jesus living canon ball! Who threw that?&#034 *A giant of a man with huge muscles and hair all over grins, then roars with laughter* &#034Welcome to Japan, newbie!&#034 Kirani: &#034Warhead!&#034 Nicholas: &#034I'm guessing you're the teacher?&#034 Warhead: &#034Yep!&#034 *Slaps a ham hand to the boy's shoulder* Nicholas: *Almost falls down* &#034I guess you were a solider in the army?&#034 Warhead: &#034You got it! OK! LINE UP!!&#034 Nicholas: *Gets in line* Kirani: &#034Good luck, teammate.&#034 *Strokes a hand down his spine as she saunters by* Nicholas: &#034Ok.&#034 War: &#034READY!&#034 Kirani: *Snatches up nearest ball* Nicholas: *Does the same* Warhead: &#034AIM!&#034 Nicholas: *Gets ready* Kirani: *Locks target on a big football player* Warhead: &#034FIRE!&#034 Nicholas: *Throws the ball* *Balls missile every which way, nailing various victims who scream, grunt, or holler before leaving the floor in defeat* Nicholas: &#034Oh jeez! What the hell do these people ...
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