1. just story telling hope yall like it


    Date: 8/29/2017, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: masterkain, Rating: , Source: xHamster

    Dren: *Flies off a little fast* Rory: &#034Wooooo.....&#034 *Laughing* Dren: &#034How do you like the view, Rory?&#034 Rory: *Looks down* &#034Soo high...Is plane this high too?&#034 Dren: &#034Well, it goes higher than that. You can almost see everything up there.&#034 Rory: &#034Cool.&#034 *Does a cute little lion's roar* Dren: &#034Hmhmhmh.&#034 [In the main kitchen] Aszuka: &#034Wow! Next time I fight Nicholas I'll have to be quick fired and ended...Damn it, Sif! Stop that now...No, bad wolf!&#034 Sif: &#034You shut your whore mouth!&#034 *They are having a tug-of-war with a large bear steak* Matsuni: *Sitting there watching them in amusement* &#034Hey! Quit it you two or I'll spank you both!&#034 Aszuka: &#034Let go of my steak!&#034 Sif: &#034I saw it first!&#034 Matsuni: *Laughs* Aszuka: &#034I will kick your ass!&#034 Matsuni: *Loses a little of her amusement* &#034Touch, my wolfie and this prego momma gonna nail you to the wall, Aszuka.&#034 Aszuka & Sif: *Start beating each other up for the steak* Matsuni: *Decides to pull the hormonal woman card and starts crying for no reason* *They both instantly stop at the tears* Aszuka: *Thinks - &#034Damn that card.&#034 * &#034Take the damn steak!&#034 Sif: &#034Spoiled brat!&#034 Aszuka: &#034Neutered bitch!&#034 [Back outside] Dren: *Flying around the city of Tokyo* Rory: &#034Oooh, colorful place.&#034 Dren: &#034Yep. In the air we're more free than we think.&#034 Rory: &#034Momma flies me, but not like this...Thank you, ...
    uncey Dren.&#034 Dren: *Flies back to the Sky Castle and lands on top of the balcony* Rory: &#034That was fun...I tell momma about it later. She's with poppa right now.&#034 -/////- Dren: &#034Yeah. I figured. Well, lets you and I get something to eat.&#034 Rory: &#034Yeah!&#034 Dren: *Changes back to his smaller form and walks inside with Rory to the kitchen* Matsuni: *Smacks Sif* &#034Take the steak and be happy, stupid.&#034 Aszuka & Sif: &#034I'll meet you outside in two hours.&#034 Matsuni: *Whines* &#034Baby, stop.&#034 Sif: &#034He started it.&#034 *Sits down beside her at the island* Matsuni: *Sits in his lap and pouts* Sif: &#034Rubs Matsuni's stomach and gives her a kiss* Dren: &#034So, what's for dinner?&#034 Rory: *Sees Sif's steak* &#034Steak!!&#034 Sif: *Sighs* &#034Here, k**.&#034 Rory: *Takes the offering* &#034Thank you, uncey Sif.&#034 Sif: &#034No problem.&#034 Matsuni: &#034That was soo sweet! *Kisses him* &#034My man.&#034 Dren: *Gets on the counter and lays down* Rory: *Noming the steak* Dren: &#034Hmm...I wonder what America is like?&#034 *Accidently falls asl**p and has a dream vision of himself in a battle with one of the immortals. He sees himself in the new form and startles awake* &#034Wha?&#034 [An hour later] Aszuka: *Goes to the gym and starts beating up a punching bag* Ecstasy: *Walks into the gym* &#034Baby? Have you seen, Red?&#034 Aszuka: &#034He was in the next room last I checked.&#034 Ecstasy: &#034No. I checked and he has Majesty. I'm a ...
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