1. just story telling hope yall like it


    Date: 8/29/2017, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: masterkain, Rating: , Source: xHamster

    *Smiles saucily at him* Sif: &#034I could definitely go for that.&#034 Red: *Blinks* &#034Damn, dude. Can I have her back for an hour, please?&#034 *Laughs* Kirani: 0 . 0 &#034He's joking!&#034 Sif: *Completely ignores anything said by Red and picks up Matsuni to go back to his room* Boar: &#034Sounds just like you, funny bunny.&#034 Huntress: &#034Yep. I'm so proud.&#034 Aszuka: &#034It's about time he smiled.&#034 Ecstasy: *Has just been watching this whole time* &#034You think?&#034 Aszuka: &#034Yeah, he was always so quiet and serious.&#034 Kirani: &#034Red! Stop eyeballing Ecstasy!&#034 Red: &#034Hey, a man can look, so long as he doesn't touch.&#034 Ecstasy: &#034You'd better not boy.&#034 Aszuka: &#034Ecstasy will kill you if you do anything she doesn't approve of.&#034 Red: 0. 0 *Looks away* Kirani: &#034Why do you have to test your limits all the time?&#034 Red: *Shrugs* Huntress: &#034The boy will hit on anything with boobs.&#034 *Laughs* &#034He gave Boar a workout chasing him down after he groped me.&#034 Boar: *Laughs* &#034Yep.&#034 Aszuka: &#034Hey, k**. Try not to make waves here, ok?&#034 Red: &#034No problem. Just had to see who belonged to who here, so I can keep my nose clean.&#034 Aszuka: &#034Oh and watch out for my mom.&#034 Oceania: *Walks in from the kitchen with a bottle of whiskey, sees Red eyeballing her, and grins at him* &#034He looks a little brown and I smell bullshit.&#034 Red: 0 . 0 Aszuka: &#034Mom, be easy on the boy.&#034 Red: &#034Now, ...
    thats a hot woman.&#034 *Practically drooling* Aszuka: &#034Oh, boy.&#034 Oceania: &#034Oh, you think you can handle me son?&#034 *Evil smile* Red: &#034Yes, ma'am.&#034 Kirani: *Facepalm* Rory: *Giggles* Oceania: &#034Ok.&#034 *Wraps a companionable arm around his shoulders and walks him out of sight* Aszuka: &#034Oh, boy.&#034 *A loud booming sound and a holler, then Oceania returns without Red* Oceania: &#034There now. That ought to keep him busy.&#034 Aszuka: &#034What did you do?&#034 Kirani: *Looks in gym and starts laughing* Red: *Struggling to lift a ten ton giant weight off of him and grunting* &#034This-Is-So-Not-Fair!&#034 Nicholas: &#034I forgot to give Sif and Matsuni their gifts, but they left, so I'll have to wait for another time then. Well, it's good to see Matsuni happy again and Sif has gained a sense of humor and seems a lot happier.&#034 Aszuka: &#034So, are you ready for dinner?&#034 Nicholas: &#034Um...Well, I'm not hungry at the moment. I mean. We have had two battles from yesterday and today, so I'll be good for awhile.&#034 *s**tchs himself* &#034I feel really itchy for some reason.&#034 Aszuka: &#034Aw...., but I got bacon.&#034 Nicholas: &#034On second thought. I think I will eat. Lets go.&#034 Aszuka: &#034Woot!&#034 [Forty minutes later] Nicholas: *He is in his room and his gut is full of five pounds worth of bacon* &#034Aw...My gut is full of bacon goodness.&#034 Aszuka: *Lounging on Nicholas' couch* &#034It was bacon of all kinds.&#034 Nicholas: ...
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