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Naked Quidditch Match - pt 9
Date: 8/19/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Author: Dillan1, Rating: 85, Source: sexstories.com
Welcome Hogwarts alumni, professors, peers, and exalted guests to the long-awaited match between Gryffindor's amazing Quidditch team and Slytherin's abysmal- "JORDAN!" McGonagall bellowed. "Err... Slytherin's opposing team." Lee shot the professor a shrug. "As many of you are aware... at least, anyone literate, so I can't speak for the Slytherins- this match today will be absolutely unique. Due to the utter foolishness of the Co-Captains of the Gryffindor team, the players in fourth form and upwards will be playing in the buff. Hence the packed crowd. I daresay, glancing over the crowds around me, you're all either hankering for a look at our luscious lady-Chasers or awaiting Harry Potter's masculine wonder." "JORDAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" "Professor... it's not like nearly everyone here HASN'T bought one of those calendars..." Lee protested in an aside. "Stay focused on the game, Jordan. Not the uniforms." "Or lack thereof." Lee smirked. "Or lack thereof." McGonagall nodded, her face set in a severe disapproving frown. "Stick to the facts, Jordan. Ungarnished. Advise of the security methods so the fans don't panic at the sight of dragons." Lee rolled his eyes, but lifted his wand again. "Before the game commences, I would like to advise all our viewers of some necessary security precautions. Occasionally, you will see dragons flying high overhead. These are Dragonguards, not wild dragons that just happened to visit our field full of lush human bodies." "JORDAN..." "In ...