1. Glamour Shots, Chapter 17


    Date: 10/19/2015, Categories: Wife Lovers, Author: stormdog100, Rating: 25, Source: LushStories

    at once, without even thinking about it. You embarrassed that Greg character, and made him see what an ass he was being. You’re meant to be a father, and the kind of man that should be one. You’re a natural.” My turn to laugh. “Except for remembering kid’s names, I guess!” I squeezed her hand. “ You'll be a great mom, too. Are we hearing our biological clock ticking? Is that what this is all about?” She put her other hand over mine. “No, it was just an observation – and besides, mine’s a digital, so no ticking. Someday soon though, like we planned. Not too much longer.” I smiled. “No, probably not. Would you want a boy or a girl, when the time comes?” “Yes.” I laughed. “That was an either/or question, you know.” She smiled. “I know – but I’m fine with either. How about you?” I thought for a moment. “Me too, I guess. Daddy’s little girl might be fun, but a boy to show all the useful things to – like how to fart with your underarm, or write your name in the snow while peeing, that’s good stuff too.” She laughed, and I went on. “With a boy, I’d only have to worry about what one horny teenage boy does with his pecker when the hormones kick in; with a girl, I’d have to worry about what every horn y teenage boy does with his pecker. Not sure I could take the stress.” She laughed again. “I guess that would be my job, to be sure she knew about what horny boys and hornier girls do – and about things like condoms, and handjobs and such.” I winced. “Huh! Definitely! I don’t even want ...
    to think about all that crap.” We rode in silence again briefly before she said, “About the park, and you butting in with your eyes all green with jealousy…” “Yeah, I know. I was fine with it until I saw him touch you. That just struck me as too personal for someone you only met moments before. You did just meet him moments before, right?” “What?” She seemed surprised. “Yes, of course! He came and asked if it was okay to sit there while his dog played.” “He really didn’t mention his son?” “No. The jerk.” She looked at me. “You spotted him as a jerk quicker than I did, but I would have been fine; I’d have figured him out. I’ve had to deal with guys like that – guys that think they’re God’s gift to women – since I was sixteen. I can handle it. You do know that, right?” “No – I mean yes, I know. It was just…instinct, I guess.” I laughed. “You know, nature made us – or evolution or whatever – so that our genitalia is in fairly close proximity to our anus in any event, but occasionally it seems like a big dick is connected directly to an asshole.” She giggled. “I’m sure I have no idea what you mean!” “Oh c’mon – you noticed the asshole’s pants, didn’t you?” I stopped for a red light. I looked over at her. She was blushing, so I knew I had my answer, but she tried to demur. “I have no clue what you’re referring to! Was there something I should have noticed? What did I miss?” I laughed. “Give me a break! Don’t try to pretend that you didn’t see the goods he had on display; you’d have ...
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