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Aural Sex
Date: 7/12/2017, Categories: Masturbation, Author: Fritz2011, Rating: 1, Source: LushStories
Bill Clinton was a-lying through his teeth. “I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky,” he said in an oft-parodied press conference. His many political enemies used that statement as the focal point for his impeachment. It’s not like Presidents don’t cheat on their wives – the list, already pretty long, would be longer if many of them hadn’t been widowers – but the leaders of the anti-Clinton faction said he was lying and covering up his activities. The second point was purely political and ended in ignominious failure. The first point … Oh hell yes, oral sex is sex. It’s sex even if the person giving it is a full time zone away and giving it over the phone. And oh goodness, it can be the best sex you’ve had in a year of Sundays if you and the other party are in tune. How do I know this? Because I had aural sex. That’s not a misprint. Aural means that a certain lady and I had sex over the phone. Did we love it and feel like it was real? Oh yes. First she did to me what Monica Lewinsky did to Bill Clinton (now there is where you could quibble; I bet I felt a lot more than Mr. President did, and I’m sure she felt much more than the intern), and then a few days later I did to her … well, what I wanted to do to her as a huge thank-you for the first time. Since each of us had some experience in several types of lovemaking, we tried all the ones we knew and some I, at least, knew only by reputation. By the time we called it a night, we had felt things we hadn’t felt ...