1. New Life in RIanate 4


    Date: 6/18/2017, Categories: Fiction, Consensual Sex, Death, Male/Teen Female, Romance, Spanking, Written by women, Author: Lustful11, Rating: 84.6, Source: sexstories.com

    made a guilty smile. “No,” Dallas laughed. Bear gave me another high five but Bull shook his head. I was on my phone and saw a picture, I decided to say it to the guys. “Hey, ask me why I was late coming home,” I said. “Why were you late coming home?” Bull asked. I smiled then took one last look at my phone then said, “I was in the woods and this sasqwotch was trying to eat my hair so I punched him in the noodle dick then rode a lawnmower home. But, I was coming up the street and saw this pedophile trying to touch this girl so I punched him in the noodle dick and the girl got on my lawnmower. Only, there was this guy streaking, while yelling, ‘I want a fucking chili dog!’ so I hopped off my lawnmower then chopped his noodle dick off. Then, there was this flying omelette and we had to eat it before I could come back home. The girl was allergic to the omelette then she broke into hives and had explosive diarrhea. I dropped her in the lake and she died. But, the sasqwotch came back and he hopped on my lawnmower so I stabbed him in the noodle dick then gave him a titty twister. Then, I got home late and told you this story.” Bear broke out laughing and managed to say, “How did you keep a straight face?” “I did?! Yes,” I laughed. “Noodle dick,” Dallas snickered. Bull took my phone then read it. He handed it back, but shook his head while laughing. “But then, my lawnmower broke down so I called Shelissa and we started dancing to music like idiots,” I added. “That’s a beautiful ...
    story.” Dallas caught his breath then threw a thumbs-up. Bear and Bull started clapping and I did a victory dance. After our little story-time in the kitchen, the Twins started arguing about something irrelevant. We were sitting on the couch, watching the game and listening to them bicker. “Eris,” Bear snapped, “if you could pick one, would you pick ass or boobs?” I gave a blank stare before replying, “Which one can you do more with?” Bull and Bear paused then started thinking. They looked at each other then said, “What’d you get?” “Stop it, what did you get?” “You idiot! Quit doing that!” “It’s not funny! Stop.” Bear tossed a pillow at Bull but he caught it and threw it back harder. They threw the pillow back and forth until I stood up and grabbed it. “Since when are you two four years-old?! Stop it,” I laughed. “His fault,” Bull mumbled. I beat him with the pillow and Bear started to laugh. I wasn’t done. I crossed over to Bear and start to abuse him just as much. “Stop”—smack—“being”—smack—“mean!” “Eris, you might wanna stop, he’ll beat you back,” Dallas snickered. Before I could reply, Bear was lifting me into the air. “Ahhh! Put me down, you prick,” I laughed. Bear slammed me down on the couch and I threw the pillow back at him. Bull switched with his brother then picked me up and slammed me back down. They threw pillows at me again, but I hopped over the back of the couch. I was about to stand up but Dallas joined in and grabbed my leg. “Can y’all stop abusing me?!” I could ...
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