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New Life in RIanate 4
Date: 6/18/2017, Categories: Fiction, Consensual Sex, Death, Male/Teen Female, Romance, Spanking, Written by women, Author: Lustful11, Rating: 84.6, Source: sexstories.com
made a guilty smile. “No,” Dallas laughed. Bear gave me another high five but Bull shook his head. I was on my phone and saw a picture, I decided to say it to the guys. “Hey, ask me why I was late coming home,” I said. “Why were you late coming home?” Bull asked. I smiled then took one last look at my phone then said, “I was in the woods and this sasqwotch was trying to eat my hair so I punched him in the noodle dick then rode a lawnmower home. But, I was coming up the street and saw this pedophile trying to touch this girl so I punched him in the noodle dick and the girl got on my lawnmower. Only, there was this guy streaking, while yelling, ‘I want a fucking chili dog!’ so I hopped off my lawnmower then chopped his noodle dick off. Then, there was this flying omelette and we had to eat it before I could come back home. The girl was allergic to the omelette then she broke into hives and had explosive diarrhea. I dropped her in the lake and she died. But, the sasqwotch came back and he hopped on my lawnmower so I stabbed him in the noodle dick then gave him a titty twister. Then, I got home late and told you this story.” Bear broke out laughing and managed to say, “How did you keep a straight face?” “I did?! Yes,” I laughed. “Noodle dick,” Dallas snickered. Bull took my phone then read it. He handed it back, but shook his head while laughing. “But then, my lawnmower broke down so I called Shelissa and we started dancing to music like idiots,” I added. “That’s a beautiful ...