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THE ADVENTURES OF LITTLE DICK - GRAND CANYON2
Date: 6/13/2017, Categories: True Story, Author: cyrano, Rating: 62.5, Source: sexstories.com
I just knew it!" I shouted as I pumped like a wild man for about...you guessed it. Then I dismounted like a gold medal gymnast and started pacing back and forth at the foot of the bed. "What's wrong?" she said sitting up and covering herself in the sheets. "I'm too excited. I've got to calm down." Some women find this cute at first - until they realize I can keep this up for hours. Kissing necking rubbing! PUSSSSYYYY! Dismount. "Kissing necking rubbing..." Fuck the Crockpot I'm sure you've heard the analogy: Men are microwaves. Women are crockpots. Well, what my "affliction" has taught me is that this crockpot business is all bullshit. If a woman really needs to get off, it takes less than five minutes. All the time and effort you're putting into foreplay is actually just giving her time to quiet those voices in her head. Does he think my ass is fat? My cellulite must make him want to gag? "Lord, please don't let him ask me to take off my bra. "He doesn't really like doing that. He's just trying to win points." "Did I lock the back door?" My five minute attention span frustrates women until one voice shouts above all others, "I NEED TO GET OFF!" About an hour and fifteen minutes into what I call The Show - Kissing necking rubbing. PUSSSSYYY! Dismount - I guess Lisa was frustrated enough to catch on. When my face reached her crotch... again, she grapped the back of my head and in less than a minute... "Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!" It sounded like she had something hot on her tongue ...