1. Ms. Right Gets Ahead


    Date: 6/10/2017, Categories: Taboo, Author: cerbero_aurico, Rating: 86, Source: xHamster

    was a much higher percentage of women with a large pelvis in women that are heavy, or tall, or both. Joe knew that this would increase his chances. He also figured that using other people to help find Ms. Right would vastly increase his chances. He hated the idea of having to use someone as a sort of &#034pimp&#034 to find women for him... but that is the very thing he decided to do. Joe hired large ladies to be his managers for MS. HIP shops and then he let them know he was single and would like to date a women who met certain physical criteria. He would not tell them he wanted to find a woman with the World's largest vagina, but he described in great detail to his store managers the exact physical characteristics he was looking for. He specifically wanted to find women who had a very long pelvis distance from the top of her hip crest to her crotch, and when seated would have a huge distance from her knees to the back of a chair when she sat down... indicating a very deep pelvis. He knew that women who appear wide, are not always so wide in their pelvic bones. So to avoid mistaking 'fat size' for 'bone size', he even taught his store managers how to measure pelvic bone sizes and distances. He planned that by doing so, the store managers could report to him on any likely prospects. Every manager was equipped with a digital camera and pelvic measuring calipers. Every day he got pictures, measurements, and descriptions of his biggest customers by e-mail. Joe reasoned that he ...
    was at least 50 to 100 times more likely to find his Ms. Right using his stores than the other type filter methods he thought about trying to screen prospects for a huge pelvis. Using his filter method to find prospects, Joe had dated several hundred women. Some of them seemed like they would easily be large enough to swallow his head, but when it came to sex with them, Joe found there was always some problem. A few actually had the huge boney opening size for their pelvic opening that could admit an adult size head between the bones of their pelvic opening, but when they had sex, they were either revolted by Joe's vaginal stretching desires or turned off by the reason Joe wanted to do that stretching. An example was one huge lady who was 6 foot 4 inches tall and was very large in her hips. Joe's store in Iowa sent him information on 'Elsa', and he called her to ask if she was satisfied with his store's service. They began a conversation and Joe suggested a lunch meeting. After meeting they set up a date. Before Joe's third date, he went to a local carpenter and had them construct a nice 2 foot stool with a small hole in the middle of the seat and then pad the seat very well... except for a hole in the middle. Joe wanted to be able to tell if Elsa's pelvic opening was large enough for his head, even if her vagina would need future stretching. He then bought a small rubber doughnut cushion to center over the hole in the middle of the stool seat. He planned that using this he ...
«1234...3233»