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How the lottery got me more pussy than Wilt Chambe
Date: 6/1/2017, Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Hardcore, Author: dbaker2k10, Rating: 83, Source: xHamster
Coming up as a tall, goofy k** in the hood, I would be interested in pretty girls, thick girls with DD's. I would always ask them for a date, or to hang out, and they said,"No!" So, one day I go to the store to play my lottery, the jackpot was worth $1.7 billion. So, after being in a long ass line, I finally got my chance to play. Thank God I went to Indiana, where they had no state tax if you win. So, after I played my lotto, I hopped on I-80 west to go back to Illinois. Once I returned home, I cooked my food and fell asl**p. I wake up at 9:45 to check my numbers. I waited until 10pm. But my puppy was stampering to go out. I let him out. So,I head to work and a voice says to me,"Check your ticket" So at lunch,I head to the gas station to fill my truck up, as well as to check my ticket. I go in the store to pay for my gas. So, for the fun of it I check my ticket, the lottery checker starts lighting up. I run out the gas station,like Snoop Dogg,Warren G and Nate Dogg did in their video Groupie Luv. I was located at my job by the lottery committee. The lottery commiter took me to get my dog, and took me to their office. Once we got there, I took a picture. I accepted the lump sum, which was $900 million. I was on the news. After I was on the news,the lottery sent me to a 5 star hotel and had 2 security guards to protect me. Once I entered my room,I checked my Facebook. Usually on Facebook, I average 3 messages a day from my b*****r from another mother. I look, it was 20,000. ...