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Paramour
Date: 5/23/2017, Categories: Reluctance, Author: Magical_felix, Rating: 24, Source: LushStories
"I changed the ring tone for you when you call," Jack laughed. "Here we go, what is it?" Meggie asked, a slight trace of her southern roots in her voice. "Yakety Sax." "What?" "You know, that music from Benny Hill..." Jack held in his laughter, obviously proud of himself. "Change that!" "It's so perfect for when you call and your face pops up on the screen. I changed your picture to one where you're all serious and pensive looking. It's so funny!" She mocked his laugh and sarcastically reminded him how funny she thought he was and said. "Hold on tard, I need some wurter." "It's pronounced water," Jack corrected. "That's what I said, joto! Wurter!" "Water." "I know! …Wurter." Jack paused and listened to Meggie swallow. "Who was the first president of the United States?" "Uh, George Wurshington..." "Wurshington? Okay, Just checking." "I hate you!" "Listen, you should be getting the stuff I ordered for you tomorrow. You gonna be home?" "I have to do the wursh, so yeah, I'll be home. What did you get?" "It's a surprise." "Surprise?" "Yeah, like, when there is something in a box and you don't know what it is and you go to open it and--" "I know what a surprise is, shitass!" "Well then why do you ask, dummy? You want me to tell you?" "No!" "Okay then." "I'm gonna run some wurter and get clean now, we've been talking forever." "Think of me when you lather up your ass crack." "Oh my God! Bye." "Goodnight." "Goodnight fucker," Meggie affectionally (kind of) said and ended the call. ...