1. My Big Fat Farty Friend 3


    Date: 5/11/2017, Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo, Author: gwensational, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    Hello lovelies, it's Danni here again just in time for Christmas...though there's no way you could fit me down your chimney hehe! I can't believe how much you all love my silly little anecdotes, but I'm so glad you do and I'm happy to share them here via my lovely mate. So, when I last left you I was talking about the time I was trapped in a lift and how I stunk the place out before getting rescued by a very hunky very dishy fireman. I'm going to tell you what happened next. It was a couple of nights later when Brendan, that was the fireman's name, rang me. I'd just got in from work and had nothing planned other than putting my aching chubby feet up and watching crap on TV with a bottle of wine. "When you treating me to dinner then?" he asked "I did save your life, right?" Just over an hour later and we met at Nando's. As I walked through the door I've a feeling the staff told the kitchens to get a wriggle on fast, because I'd likely eat them out of business lol. Settling my big butt down I ordered and devoured the Peri-Peri chicken, with large spicy rice and coleslaw and Luso beans and garlic bread. We'd already shared the wing roulette - well, I say share I made sure I had 7 of the 10 wings - for starters and for dessert I had Choc cheesecake with double cream, all washed down with a Cara Viva. Well, a girl's gotta keep her shape right? And I knew Brendan wanted some gas in the tank for later. Oh yeah, it may have been a first date, but he was getting it. I wanted his ...
    cock and I wanted to fart in his face badly. Very badly. The poor guy wouldn't know what hit him! It wasn't long before we got back to mine, I tipped the cabbie a bit extra than normal in case I broke his suspension lol, and Brendan and I headed into my front room. He was all for sitting down on the sofa, expecting coffee or something, but I soon put him right. Standing directly in front of his face, my back to him, I could hear his breath quicken as he took in my luscious large arse cheeks encased in tight blue denim. I pretended I was trying to find the remote for the TV, but really I was just waiting for what was brewing in my stomach. BPLAPLATBRATBRRRRRRRRP God that felt good and I know it felt good for Brendan. Before I had chance to giggle and pretend it was all an accident and say 'goodness me how unlady like I do apologise blah blah blah' he'd gripped my arse in his big manly hands and pulled my exquisitely plush posterior up to his face. He was trying to motorboat my arse like a big pair of titties! "Patience tiger," I purred. "Plenty more where they came from. Let's go through to my bedroom" The look on his face told me he could not believe his luck "You're sure?" "You're my hero aren't you?" I said, dipping at the knees to plant a big kiss on his lips. As I was down there, I let another ripe loud one go too hehe Thurrrrrpt! In the bedroom, he got himself undressed with all the speed and efficiency you'd expect from a fireman, before planting himself down on the bed, ...
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