1. THE ADVENTURES OF LITTLE DICK - THE GRAND CANYON


    Date: 3/15/2017, Categories: True Story, Author: cyrano, Rating: 86.2, Source: sexstories.com

    glass cage, and Lisa had her hand pressed firmly against the glass. She could revel in her vibrant sexuality in room full of vipers. It was practically public masturbation. She was safely living life on the edge. None of this bothered me in the least as long as I was the "lover." It was when she tried turning me into the "husband" that we butted heads. Husbands get fucked every other month, blowjobs on their birthdays. Lovers get more sex than they can handle. Husbands have to earn sex. Lovers get it freely. I was upfront with Lisa from the start and was consistant about it. If I came over, there was going to be at least five minutes of fucking. She was going to blow me for two and half minutes and then I was going to eat her pussy for two and half minutes (I have a pretty good clock in my head). Then I'd go jerk off while her smell was still fresh on my face. I didn't care if she had a long or hard day. I'm getting my five minutes or I'm going home. Need help with the kids, fine, as long as I get my five minutes. Need some empathy, sympathy or just someone to talk to, you got it, as long as I get my five minutes. Now, to you more enlightened nimrods out there who think such behavior is boorish, I'll see you on the Celebrity Bulletin. For those who don't know what the Celebrity Bulletin is, it's a public posting of pictures of some of the communities more upstanding citizens by the Sheriff's Department. It seems every so often certain sections of some of our finest cities ...
    are so overwhelmed by the business of prostitution, that it's nessessary to shame some of our otherwise more law-abiding citizens into abstaining from the practice. You know, the ones ghetto shopping with the kid car seats in the back. Men who so respected and cherished their wives that they wouldn't dream of demanding more sex from their already overburdened soul mates. I'm not Bulletin material. Lisa and I had our fights and shouting matches. And I've walked out enough to be called just about every name you can think of. Lisa may have been a little slow on the uptake but she eventually got it: Life is better when Cyrano gets his five minutes. I didn't care if she saw it as a chore. Just add me to the list: Put gas in the car. Pick up Dry Cleaning Grocery shop for dinner Blow Cyrano Cook dinner Do laundry I'll let you in on something those five minute sessions taught me: Orgasms are as involuntary as sneezes. There were days when I knew Lisa's mind was elsewhere until she grabbed the back of my head just as I was about to pull away. Ding Ding Ding. You've just won five more minutes ma'am. And then... aaaaaaaaachooo! Bless you. It was just her body telling her, instead of the other way around, that she needed a release. A sneeze is the same. Your body is telling you it needs to expel a foreign object. Sometimes the five minutes had a delayed effect. Sex may have been the farthest thing from Lisa's mind during those five minutes, but as she went about her chores, her lubricating ...
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