1. k**s Like Dogs and Other Things by Wendi Darling


    Date: 2/17/2017, Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Taboo, Author: whiteshadowz, Rating: 76, Source: xHamster

    My niece, Courtney, and her b*****r, Donny, were coming to visit me for a couple of days before last Christmas while on their school break. Court was 12, and Donny would turn 10 a couple of days before Christmas. Their mother, my s****r-in-law, Melanie, drove them down to a truck stop about halfway between our houses, where I had picked up the k**s on previous visits. Melanie had to hurry back home, so she just turned them over to me after they went to the bathroom. "Here," she said, thrusting a $20 bill into my hand. "Feed 'em, and then do whatever you want with them." "That sounds quite interesting," I said to myself. "Bye, Mom," said the k**s as they transferred their things from their car to mine. "Bye, guys," said Melanie. "Be good and do whatever your uncle tells you." "Okay, I WILL," said Courtney. "Me, too," said Donny. "I'll see you guys when you bring then home on Thursday," Melanie said to me. "I hope you have a good time with them." "Oh, I definitely will," I said, thinking of the wonderful things that I could teach the two siblings. "Bye." Courtney got in the back seat and immediately plugged herself into her portable CD player and was on her way to becoming oblivious to everything around her. Donny, meanwhile, hopped into the front seat next to me. He and I chitchatted as we rolled along the Interstate. After driving for about an hour I was nearing an exit where the k**s and I had previously eaten at a Subway restaurant. It was almost noon so I asked them if ...
    they were hungry and wanted to stop to eat. "Are we going to stop at that same Subway?" asked Donny. "Yeah, you wanna go there?" I asked. "Yeah, that's cool," he said. "Courtney?" I said. "COURTNEY!" "WHAT?" said the voice from the back seat. "I asked you if you wanted to stop at that Subway for lunch." "Yeah, I didn't hear you." "Keep the volume down on that thing and you will," I told her. "Okay, okay," was her reply. We drove off at the next exit, went into the Subway, got our meals, and sat down in one of the booth, and started eating. "Do you want to hear a joke, Uncle Ed?" asked Court. "Okay," I said, rolling my eyes back up into my head. Her jokes are usually dumb and I never get them, anyway. "Well, listen this time and don't goof it up like you always do." "Go ahead. I'm listening." "Okay," she started, "what do you have if you take the 'S' out of Sub and the 'F' out of way?" I though for a while, and finally said, "I don't know, Courtney. What do you have?" "God, Uncle Ed. You're screwing my joke up again! You were supposed to say, 'There's no F in Subway.' Get it?" "Now, I got it," I said, scarcely believing that came out of the moth of my innocent little niece. "Where did you here THAT?" "In school," she said. "Do you know what it means?" I asked. "It means 'There's no fucking Subway!'" piped up Donny, jovially. "You, too? Just what kinds of things are they teaching you in school these days?" "I learned that from one of my friends," said Court, "and then I told it to ...
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