1. Kinky Vanilla: Chapter 1


    Date: 2/15/2017, Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Taboo, Author: qudduse, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    as fuck and I'm pretty killer at Ultimate, but apart from chasing after Frisbees a few times a week I don't use the natural athlete inside me much. I was never into contact sports or the party and jock scene so I sit at home a lot. I get the feeling my mom thinks it's a waste of potential but she's cool with me being me. I guess that's one way Camille and I differ, she's driven and outgoing and I like to just sit on my ass. Where she's into sports and going out, even though she's not really allowed to, I'm into reading, and video games, and the internet. I spend a lot of my time reading Japanese comics (manga) and watching Japanese cartoons (anime) and uh sometimesimasturbatetothatstufftoo(hentai)butyoudontneedtoknowthat and the thing I like to spend most of my time doing on the internet is playing poker online. I first found poker when I was 11 and started playing online (i*****lly) when I was 13, and I guess I just have a natural talent for it because I'm already making big bank before I've even gotten a summer job. I don't want to bore you with the details but basically it's not uncommon for me to make or break 2 thousand bucks a night, but obviously I make much more often than break since I'm basically God's gift to &#034What are you writing?&#034 &#034JESUS!&#034 I nearly fell off my chair I was startled so hard. I looked up at my s****r, whose face was right above my shoulder, looking at my desktop screen. &#034What...is this?&#034 she asked. &#034Just a summary. About ...
    me.&#034 I said meekly. &#034What for?&#034 &#034Uh, the fourth wall.&#034 &#034What's the fourth wall?&#034 &#034The fourth wall is how long were you standing right behind me reading my personal shit?&#034 &#034Long enough to see you write about what you masturbate to,&#034 she replied, completely deadpan. Oh sweet Jesus why holy shit. I felt like my heart just dropped into a bucket of ice. The embarrassment. &#034Hey, you're too young for that stuff and that word,&#034 I countered, trying to shift the focus off the subject of my lechery. &#034What are you, Dad?&#034 She didn't miss a beat. &#034What are you, some...shoulder...reader?&#034 Nailed it. She staggered backward and pretended to be dazed, as if my comeback was so good it physically stunned her. She tried to feign a vacant look on her face but I could see her desperately trying to stop herself from smiling at my goofy retort. This was her classic response to my terrible comebacks, which I've been starting to make intentionally bad because I love when we bounce off each other like this. &#034Yep, keep going. All the way back,&#034 I teased, encouraging her to fake stagger all the way out of my room. &#034When are you gonna start knocking before coming into my room?&#034 &#034When you start helping me with my math homework at 5 like you said instead of writing about what turns you on until 6,&#034 she retorted coolly, all the while slowly walking backwards out my door. Man she is so fast on these oh God we're talking ...
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