1. Mom best friend educates me


    Date: 2/13/2017, Categories: Mature, Taboo, Author: masterkapt, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    Mom’s best friend and I This was 1965, in the summer between high school and community college. I was 18 at the time. I was 5-7, skinny but toned, an electronics fanatic, complete with the black frame glasses (sorry, no tape on them), really average looking for that time period. Because of being a nerd; the “cool” girls were drawn to those guys who were either athletes or have money, I did not date much and was a virgin. The “nerdy” girls were usually short, fat, and had an attitude. Not desirable… Mom and dad were into Friday evening’s card groups with their friends. No money but friendly games and visited with each other while playing. The friends in each of their groups were friends from before they married. The games were alternated between the various homes, and the groups never wound up at the same place, same time. The other players were married except for my mom’s c***dhood friend, Bertha, who was divorced from her husband Bill. Seems Bill had a younger bimbo he was doing and the word got back to Bertha, and she caught them together. There was no money so Bertha worked as a book keeper for a business. They never talked after the divorce. In July, my mom threw a birthday party for Bertha at our home. They had a few drinks and their inhibitions loosened up. My dad, who thinks he was a comedian, said to Bertha (in front of the others) “I think we should have gotten a man for bertha to take home, at least for the weekend.” All laughed, and then he said “Bertha, I take it ...
    it’s been quite a while since you got ‘straightened out’. (his language for get laid)” She said “Joe, I’m surprised that even you would say that, but you are right. Got anyone single in mind?” Dad said “My friends are all married. But, why don’t you take my son home with you and teach him how to do it. He’s a virgin, you know.” I was sitting across the room and was so embarrassed with what he said, especially naming me as a virgin. While they laughed their asses off, I was trying (unsuccessfully) to hide or sneak out of the room. So, to get into the flow, I stood up and said, loudly “I volunteer” Now, they were really laughing. The subject was changed, and the party broke up in about a half hour. I had my own private phone, which I paid for. My control-freak mother monitored my calls when I had an extension on their phone. Next day, Bertha called me on my phone, and apologized for putting me on the spot, and insulting me. She said although my big mouth dad started it, she or my mom should have stopped it, but everyone was drinking. I said “Thank you. We both know how my dad is, and will never change. But let me say this: When I said I volunteer, I meant it. I like you, and can’t think of anyone else who I would like to loose my virginity to. But please, let’s pretend this conversation did not take place. It would kill my mom if she found out.” She said “OK. I will not tell anyone. Are you serious?” “Yes” She said “Let me think about this. I may take you up on it.” A week goes ...
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