1. BLITHE


    Date: 10/4/2015, Categories: Fantasy, Consensual Sex, Erotica, Male / Females, Romance, Author: Gentalman, Rating: 91.4, Source: sexstories.com

    “Girls; go figure.” “Here lately, she’s got a bug crawled up her tail.” he admitted, and sighed, “She’s got a hankering for a beau.” “A bow?” I asked, confused, “What kind of bow?” “You know.” he huffed, “A boyfriend.” taking off his John Deere cap. “She sees everybody else with one and she thinks she has to have one.” and slapped his hat against his thigh, “Dag gum it.” ‘I thought the dag was supposed to nab it.’ I thought. I shrugged that off and asked, “Does she have somebody in mind?” wondering if she mentioned me. “Got no way of telling.” he replied, “But that’s why I’m here.” “Well I don’t know what…” I started, not wanting to give him any clues. “She’s even got momma on her side.” he said, “And if momma ain’t happy, you dang sure know I’m not going to be.” and shook his head, “But she has a good point. If I don’t get her one, she’ll go find one on her own.” I thought it’d be a good time to explain Candice’s side to him, “Look, you can’t keep your little girl forever. At some time you have to…” and stopped, “Wait, did you say you would get her one?” I asked, astounded. “You bet your nickers! I can’t let her get one, she might pick out a runt or something.” he replied, looking at me as if I was stupid. I shook my head and said, “Look, you can’t pick out a guy for her to like!” and huffed, “That’s about the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.” “I know, I’m not daft!” he retorted, “I told you that was why I was here!” “Oh, so you want me to go out and find somebody ...
    worthy of your blessing!” I mocked. “No dummy; I want you to be her beau until I can find a good one for her.” he explained, clapping his hand on my shoulder. I brushed his hand off of my shoulder and said, “You are out of your mind!” “No, hear me out.” he demanded, “The way I got it figured, you just court her with some flowers or a box of candy and I’ll give you my permission to take her to the drive-in.” and slapped his knee with the hat, “And before you know it, you two will be Romeo and Juliet!” “It won’t work Henry.” I asserted, listening to his crazy scheme. “I know what your noggin is thinking. When it comes time to switch beaus, why, you just be mean to her and break up!” and laughed, “She’ll be pleased as punch when I march a prized bull right in front of her!” and actually cackled. “No.” I simply said, “I’m not doing it.” and blinked out the thoughts that I could date his daughter right in front of him and get by with it. “Why on God’s green earth not?” he asked, appalled, “Ain’t she good enough for ya?” raising his voice. “Or do you think you’re too good for her?” I nodded at his question. “Let me go through the list for you.” I fumed, pointing my finger at him. “There isn’t a guy alive on God’s green earth good enough for your daughter. Whoever you decide is close enough won’t deserve her.” and looked him in the eyes, “Besides all of that, I like her.” His jaw dropped at that, probably shocked at my confession. But I was mad and he was going to get an earful, “I am ...
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