1. BLITHE


    Date: 10/4/2015, Categories: Fantasy, Consensual Sex, Erotica, Male / Females, Romance, Author: Gentalman, Rating: 91.4, Source: sexstories.com

    looking for something to complain about. “Cecil can get it.” I seethed. We listened to ‘Today’s Classic Country’ the rest of the way back. I stopped at the light at the end of the off ramp. I expected it was coming and waited for it. “Are you really going to wait?” Ben asked from the back. “I don’t have blue lights on this thing.” and added, “And you aren’t driving.” and then I looked him in the eyes through the mirror, “So shut up about my driving.” I finished the stretch of road that led me past the colonial mansion. I was more than relieved to pull up out front of the post office. These two old farts were trying to get me killed and I was fed up with them. I handed the keys to Cecil. “That was a big ball of fun.” I said, “Right up there with a room full of screaming kids with dirty diapers on.” I turned to the supposed sheriff and said, “Maybe when I’m old and decrepit like you, I might take route seven at ninety miles an hour. But I’d like to live first, in case I die trying.” and headed off back to my place. “Damn Cecil, I like that kid.” Ben responded. “Hey, where ya headed?” Cecil called after me. “I’m going to get me a pop and calm down. You two have made me a nervous wreck.” I yelled back. “Get your tail back here.” Cecil ordered. I spun around, ready to give them some more pieces of my mind but Cecil had caught up with me and grabbed me around the neck. “It’s alright kid. You did good.” and scraped his knuckles on my head. “Come on, we’ll get you fixed up.” and led ...
    me into the post office. “What do you think Ben?” Cecil asked, taking a seat behind the counter. “Well, he did go over the speed limit a little.” but waved it off, “Bet heck, I reckon we all do.” “Alright then...” Cecil started, “Let’s get this paperwork out of the way. He took my learner’s permit and information, “We got this newfangled machine right here. As soon as Ben signs it, we’ll make your driver license with it.” “So, you think I passed the driving test?” I asked in awe. “Passed it?” Ben asked, “Son, you aced it.” and patted me on the back. The card was placed in laminated plastic and heated up through the machine. He used the same photo I had on the permit and it fit in perfectly. Still warm from the process, Cecil handed it to me. “Take good care of that” he advised, “Many a people earn a living with that thing.” “What can I say?” I mumbled, “I can’t thank you enough!” staring at the light reflecting off of it. “That’ll be sixteen dollars.” Cecil informed me, emphasizing it with a hard stamp on his paperwork. “Yes sir, I’ll go home and get it.” I said. “Hold on boy.” he said, “Got the tax, title, and registration to do.” and pulled out a title from a cabinet. “Let’s see, we agreed on five hundred, right?” Cecil asked. “Yeah, we did.” I agreed. “Ok, we’re going to make this here for four hundred and ninety nine dollars.” and scribbled on the paperwork. “Why four ninety nine?” I asked. A crooked smile looked back at me. “So I can put a lean on it for the dollar.” Ben ...