1. The Grand Eclectic Pornocomedy: Chapter 2


    Date: 1/9/2017, Categories: Fiction, Ass to mouth, Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Erotica, Foot or shoe fetish, Non-Erotic, Oral Sex, Reluctance, Teen Male/Teen Female, Author: Cunnidingus, Rating: 82.8, Source: sexstories.com

    that, at this point, I cannot be expected to give a damn. I gradually work my hands down her body until I have one soapy hand between her legs, going to work, and another soapy hand going around to her ass to try and tickle her butthole or something, I don't really know what you're supposed to do back there and I don't feel comfortable trusting anyone who claims to know. Whatever I'm doing seems to be working though, because she's moaning, and moaning is always a good sign that you're doing something right. Unless you're a Ghostbuster, because then moaning might mean you didn't catch the ghost you were supposed to catch. It also might mean there's another ghost you didn't even know about or something like that. Because ghosts moan, y'know? Anyway, I've grown particularly fond of this butt, and would like to get better acquainted with it, so I turn her around and kneel down so I'm face-to-butt with her. At this point, she decides it would be the funniest thing in the world to throw that ass at me, and she shoves it right in my face. The ass is not exactly fat, but it is soft, yet toned, a very athletic ass. Athletic ass. Assletic. Whatever. Anyway, the force of this butt knocks me backward and, being in a slippery shower, I slide forward, knocking her down as well, and she falls right onto my stomach, knocking the air out of me. The impact knocks a shampoo bottle off of a small shelf and it hits me on the forehead. She's able to get up pretty quickly, laughing once again, but ...
    I'm still lying on the shower floor, gasping for breath like a fish out of water. She sees this and stops laughing. "Oh my God, are you ok?" "Nuh... nah... NO." "I'm so sorry!" "FuuuUUUCK... yoooUUU," I say, starting to catch my breath. I kick the knob to turn the water off and stand up, staggering out of the shower, grabbing a towel and drying off. I tie the towel around my waist and put my shirt on, then I go back out to the living room and sit on the couch as my dog that I don't have laughs at me. The girl comes out and sits next to me. We sit in awkward silence for about thirty seconds. "I'm sorry about that," she says. "I didn't mean to hurt you." I think about it a little bit more. An attractive young woman stuck her ass in my face. I have absolutely no reason to be mad about anything. I should've kept my balance. That shit could've been hot. "Don't worry about it," I assure her. "That could've been hot if I didn't fall. I guess it was pretty funny too." "Well are you gonna eat my ass now?" "I don't know, dude." She slides off of the couch and kneels on the floor in front of me, right between my legs. She opens the towel and grabs my dick. "Please?" "Um..." She puts it in her mouth and starts sucking and moaning and fingering herself with her other hand, making her moan more, which feels quite nice. My phone rings. I check to see who could be calling me, and it's my friend, Jessica. I answer it. "Hey lady." "Can you come over? I'm home alone and it's boring." I ponder ...
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