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Ernie and The Magic Sex Pill
Date: 11/18/2016, Categories: Mature, Author: jaycox, Rating: 1, Source: LushStories
doctor's office at the local VA Clinic. "What's the problem, Ernie? My nurse said this is a medical emergency," asked Dr. Sandra Little, former U.S. Army doctor and now a staff VA physician. "Doc, I'm a bit embarrassed I never had to ask a woman before about this." Ernie was blushing like a 15 year old boy at The YWCA who accidentally walked into the girls' nude swimming class. "I can't get a hard, um, uh, oh you know." "You can say it Ernie. I'm an ex-Army doc. Hard-on, right? Also referred to by medical types as erectile dysfunction, ED. I told you when you were here two weeks ago and we had to put you on Prozac for the PTSD stuff you still carry from the Gulf Wars that it could affect your libido." "Yeah but you didn't tell me my dick would be limp. I mean, aw hell, fuck it doc, you've heard worse than this. My reputation at the trailer park as the number one lover boy is in dire straits. I need something to fix this." "Ernie, Ernie, reduced libido means that it can cause 'limp dick', ED in my terms. I was being professional. Okay, Army talk. Your dick is in trouble and the stuff you have to take to keep your head together is one of the worst for your problem. The bad news is the normally prescribed ED solutions like Viagra don't help your condition. But I think you may be saved by the magic pill." "Huh, magic pill. What?" sighed Ernie, fearing the worst. He could see Mabel's prostrate form, legs spread apart and crying to be fucked in his mind's eye. Was he through as ...