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Happy Birthday, Stranger (in a Strange and Happy Land) [CAW Entry]

Date: 11/1/2016, Categories: Fiction, Male/Female, Oral Sex, Author: stex, Rating: 70.6, Source: sexstories.com

into bed, each on our own side again. — The dream was weird, as dreams tend to be. I was being trapped in some ooze and couldn't move. It was covering my face then I woke up and something was covering my face, something warm and soft. I tried to feel what that was, then it came off me, Dawn was kneeling there, naked, with her boobs hanging free. She'd been pressing her boobs into my face. "Happy Birthday George!" Then she added, "You're not gay are you?" "No, I'm not gay, why do you ask? Are the boobs some American tradition, I was previously unaware of?" For all I knew, squashing your boobs in a guy's face could have been a perfectly normal American tradition, I wouldn't have known. "Not traditional, this is my greeting. Happy birthday, I did wonder about the gay, you not having a girlfriend and you never hit on me." That ring on her finger had kept her safe from my advances. "I can assure you I bat for the regular team, my embarrassment over female friends is a purely temporary matter I intend to remedy at the first possible instant." My intentions may have been there, but actually finding a girlfriend was never something I excelled at. Putting aside the ring, I thought let's try the American thing again. "Would you like to remedy that instantly?" "What?" "Would you like to be my girlfriend today?" "Today, yes; tomorrow, I'm not sure." I didn't know what that meant. "How do you mean?" "I am your girlfriend today, happy birthday. When you take me back to Santa Barbara, I'm ... not sure then." "I'm sure I'll enjoy today." "So, boyfriend, what do you like to do?" "The usual sort of things." "Like, what? How about blowjobs?" Forward. "Definitely." "Missionary?" "Nice." "Doggy style?" "Yes" "Eating pussy?" "Love it." "Woman on top?" "Never tried, sounds good." "Face sitting." "Er, I can guess, probably." "Handjobs." "I wouldn't object." "Jilling." "What?" "Giving a girl a hand job." "I'd call it frigging, it's fun." "Swedish?" "What's that?" "Titty fucking." "I've never tried." I've never had a girl with big enough tits for that, while Dawn's tits were nicely shaped, I wasn't sure they'd be quite big enough to manage it either. I'm sure we could have fun finding out. "Golden showers?" "What's that?" "Peeing on you." "Ugh, no. Sounds nasty." That sounded very unpleasant. "Anal." "Unpleasant." "Bondage?" "A little." "Pain?" "Don't think so." "Snowballs?" "What's that?" "I french kiss you with your cum still in my mouth." "Oh, don't know." "Creampie eating?" She didn't wait for my question, "Eating your cum from my pussy." "Never tried. Sounds interesting." That sounded like a reasonably comprehensive round up of sexual practices. Though if you try had enough you could come up with a couple of dozen more. Though like I said, Americans were direct and to the point, this would obviate the need for all that fumbling around at the start of a relationship. Very efficient if we only have the one day. Dawn said, "OK, that gives me something to work with. As it's ...