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Marathon Man
Date: 10/29/2016, Categories: Fiction, Boys/Teen Female, Cheating, Reluctance, Author: JohnnoAllthwaite, Rating: 75, Source: sexstories.com
got bored, "Fuck it," I said and gave it a bit of welly. It was really chucking it down with rain now with the rain landing and jumping back in the air again when I come round the last bend, all I wanted was me coat so I really legged it and jumped over this ribbon some twat had across the road, "Where's me fucking coat?" I asked when this cunt off of TV shoved a microphone in me gob. "John Allthwaite, Olympic Gold Medalist!" he said, "How does that sound?" "Uh, what?" I asked. "You won!" he said, "You won Gold at the twenty twelve London Olympics!" "Fucking hell," I said, "I never realised!" "Is there anyone you want to thank, your trainer?" he asked. "Yeah, Weatherfield Council for giving me the job on the bins what got me fit," I suggested, "The Lads down the Flying Horse, the." I couldn't really think,"Sandra for letting me fuck her half price." The TV bloke looked really worried, "So to what do you ascribe your outstanding performance to," he asked, "Training, diet perhaps?" "Ten pints of Stella most nights," I said, "And fags to steady the nerves," I added, "Woodbines mainly!" "Was the altitude training a key component?" the bloke asked. "Oh yeah, if shagging Suzanne on Ilkley Moor is altitude training!" I agreed, "It's bollocks really ent it," I said, "All this training!" The TV director bloke was doing his nut, making cut signs, "Concentrate on the fucking second and third battle," he said. "I can't they're fucking knackered," the ...